How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
(via teenagerposts)
Beep beep bitch.
with bad romance playing you didn’t have to honk
honk honk
(via ly0nheart1)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: rannell, via teenagerposts)
fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
(via teenagerposts)
when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”
(via jormunganndr)
